Let’s talk about me – Paroles de la chanson – Les Muppets, le retour.

Fiche technique.

Musique : Christophe Beck.
Label : Walt Disney Records.
Sortie : 21 novembre 2011.
Film : Les Muppets, le retour.

Let’s talk about me.

Interprétée par Chris Cooper.

I’m Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea.
People call me « Rich » ‘cos I got mo’ money.
I got more cheddar than some super size nachos.
Got cash flow like Robert has dineros.
I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh.
I make the baker bake my bread outta dough.
No, no, don’t eat it though, it’ll make you ill.
There ain’t no flour in a hundred dollar bill.

He’s Tex Richman.
Everybody listen.
Just how great it is to be him.
He’s the greatest.
You’re the lamest.
Muppets are a waste of time.
Oh, can’t you see ?

Yeah, it’s funny in a rich man’s world.
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls.
If something’s for sale, consider it sold.
I’ve got so much gold, I gold plate my gold.
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat.
I don’t regret much, but I do regret that.
If I could start all over, I’d do it all the same.
Except I wouldn’t gold-plate little Twinkles again.

He’s Tex Richman.
Everybody listen.
Just how great it is to be him.
He’s the greatest.
You’re the lamest.
Muppets are a waste of time.
Oh, can’t you see ?

I recall a heartbreaking story.
About my own tenth birthday party.
Should’ve been a glorious day for me.
I’d have been happy as can be.
But the Muppets were there.
To put on a show.
They started to dance.
They were telling their jokes.
I didn’t laugh.
I didn’t know how.
Then my friends.
They all turned around.
And they laughed at me.
They laughed at me.
I hate you, Muppets, so.

He’s Tex Richman.
Everybody listen.
Just how great it is to be him.
It’s easy having this much green, yeah.
He’s the greatest.
He’s the greatest.
Muppets are a waste of time.
Oh, can’t you see ?

Little muppets, time to give up your dream.