Musique : Stephen Sondheim.
Label : Elektra / Nonesuch.
Sortie : 11 décembre 2007.
Film : Sweeney Todd : le diabolique barbier de Fleet Street.
Pirelli’s miracle elixir.
Interprétée par Edwards Sanders, Johnny Depp et Helena Bonham Carter.
Ladies and gentlemen.
May I have your attention, please.
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair.
To discover your pillow is covered with hair.
Or ought not to be there ?
Well, ladies and gentlemen.
From now on you can waken at ease.
You need never again have a worry or care.
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something.
Wot rose from the dead.
On the top of my head.
That’s what did the trick, sir.
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir ?
Did it in a tick, sir.
Just like an elixir.
Ought to do.
How about a bottle mister ?
Only costs a penny guaranteed.
Stimulate the growth, sir ?
You can have my oath, sir.
Rub a minute.
Stimulatin’, i’nt ?
Soon you’ll have to thin it.
Once a week.
Pardon me ma’m what’s that awful stench ?
Are we standing near an open trench ?
Pardon me sir what’s that awful stench ?
Must be standing near an open trench.
Anything more slick, sir, soon sprouts curls.
When they see how thick, sir.
You can have your pick, sir.
Of the girls.
Wanna buy a bottle misses ?
What is this ?
What is this ?
Smells like piss.
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink.
I wouldn’t touch it if i was you, dear.
Let pirelli’s activate your roots, sir.
Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through.
Yes get pirelli’s use a bottle of it.
Ladies seem to love it.
Flies do too.