Pirelli’s miracle elixir – Paroles de la chanson – Sweeney Todd.

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Pirelli’s miracle elixir.

Interprétée par Edwards Sanders, Johnny Depp et Helena Bonham Carter.

(Toby)
Ladies and gentlemen.
May I have your attention, please.
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair.
To discover your pillow is covered with hair.
Or ought not to be there ?
Well, ladies and gentlemen.
From now on you can waken at ease.
You need never again have a worry or care.
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something.
Wot rose from the dead.
On the top of my head.

T’was Pirelli’s.
Miracle Elixir.
That’s what did the trick, sir.
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir ?
Did it in a tick, sir.
Just like an elixir.
Ought to do.

How about a bottle mister ?
Only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli’s.
Stimulate the growth, sir ?
You can have my oath, sir.
‘Tis unique.
Rub a minute.
Stimulatin’, i’nt ?
Soon you’ll have to thin it.
Once a week.

(Sweeney Todd)
Pardon me ma’m what’s that awful stench ?

(Mrs Lovett)
Are we standing near an open trench ?
Pardon me sir what’s that awful stench ?

(Sweeney Todd)
Must be standing near an open trench.

(Toby)
Buy Pirelli’s.
Miracle Elixir.
Anything more slick, sir, soon sprouts curls.
Try Pirelli’s.
When they see how thick, sir.
You can have your pick, sir.
Of the girls.
Wanna buy a bottle misses ?

(Sweeney Todd)
What is this ?

(Mrs Lovett)
What is this ?

(Sweeney Todd)
Smells like piss.

(Mrs Lovett)
Smells like.

(Sweeney Todd)
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink.

(Mrs Lovett)
I wouldn’t touch it if i was you, dear.

(Toby)
Let pirelli’s activate your roots, sir.

(Sweeney Todd)
Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through.

(Toby)
Yes get pirelli’s use a bottle of it.
Ladies seem to love it.

(Mrs Lovett)
Flies do too.